{"product_id":"barb-jacobs-just-won-t-die-9781805467557","title":"Barb Jacobs Just Won’t Die!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eMy new favorite slasher novel' - \u003ci\u003eSTEPHEN GRAHAM JONES\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour next horror obsession: \u003ci\u003eNightmare on Elm Street\u003c\/i\u003e meets \u003ci\u003eBarbie \u003c\/i\u003ein this ICONIC serial killer thriller - perfect for horror fans and scream queens alike, and anyone who loves their murder bloody and pink . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cb\u003eA SERIAL KILLER? SHE'S \u003ci\u003eSO \u003c\/i\u003eOVER IT.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBarbra Jacobs is done. She's spent twenty years playing the 'final girl' - the prettiest one who gets to survive till the end of the movie - and she's had enough. She's especially done with these creepy guys at backwater horror conventions asking her to sign photos of her twenty-year-old self in underwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe already knows this will be her last convention. And then she finds a woman with her throat slit in the bathroom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSHE'S \u003ci\u003eNOT\u003c\/i\u003e ABOUT TO GET CHOPPED INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a message for her, she's sure of it. And now the bodies are dropping as a deranged killer stalks Barb, picking off her former castmates one by one . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe's through playing the victim. If she's going survive, Barb must give the final-girl performance of her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBECAUSE THIS TIME, THERE'S NO ONE COMING TO SAVE HER.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e________________________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReaders are OBSESSED with Tanya Pell's utterly fabulous feminist slasher that's guaranteed to give you all the chills this HALLOWEEN!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'\u003cb\u003eBarb!\u003c\/b\u003e She just doesn't know \u003cb\u003ewhen to die!\u003c\/b\u003e' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Well, that was a \u003cb\u003etotal banger !\u003c\/b\u003e The \u003cb\u003ebest final girl \u003c\/b\u003eever ! . . . one of my \u003cb\u003etop 3 horror slasher favorites\u003c\/b\u003e.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I am \u003cb\u003egenuinely obsessed\u003c\/b\u003e with \u003cb\u003eBarb \u003c\/b\u003e. . . You will \u003cb\u003eadore \u003c\/b\u003eher, or your \u003cb\u003emoney back\u003c\/b\u003e.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eI came for the horror\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003cb\u003eI stayed\u003c\/b\u003e because \u003cb\u003eBarb Jacobs just wouldn't die\u003c\/b\u003e... and apparently neither would my \u003cb\u003ethoughts \u003c\/b\u003eabout this \u003cb\u003ebook\u003c\/b\u003e.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'Campy, \u003cb\u003etwisty\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003efunny \u003c\/b\u003eand a shockingly \u003cb\u003erelatable main character\u003c\/b\u003e.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'I had an \u003cb\u003eabsolute ball\u003c\/b\u003e with this book \u003cb\u003estart to finish\u003c\/b\u003e . . . I've been \u003cb\u003ealong for the ride walking next to Barb in killer heels\u003c\/b\u003e.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e'\u003cb\u003eFunny and scary \u003c\/b\u003ein equal measure with \u003cb\u003ehorror \u003c\/b\u003ereferences galore . . . \u003cb\u003ehighly entertaining\u003c\/b\u003e from the start.' Reader review, 5 stars\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e__________________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eALL YOUR FAVOURITE HORROR AUTHORS + REVIEWERS CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BARB JACOBS:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'Barb Jacobs is a Final Girl for the ages . . . this is one book you absolutely don't want to miss\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eGwendolyn Kiste\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'GO BARB! An ode to feminine-and final girl-rage that is exactly what I needed' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eS.A. 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Fans of Stephen Graham Jones will eat this up' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eJosh Winning\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eTanya Pell delivers a razor-sharp, unapologetic deconstruction of fame and female survival' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003eChrista Carmen\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003eA glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e' \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e@georgesreads\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A wildly entertaining slasher that truly understands what horror fans love while delivering something fresh and meaningful\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e'\u003c\/b\u003e \u003ci\u003eCapes and Tights\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Tanya Pell","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56452650697046,"sku":"9781805467557","price":51.0,"currency_code":"PLN","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0886\/3206\/6390\/files\/9781805467557.jpg?v=1793655704","url":"https:\/\/www.englishbook.pl\/products\/barb-jacobs-just-won-t-die-9781805467557","provider":"Bookshop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}